Explosion jokes
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Where did Joe go after getting lost in a minefield?
Everywhere.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."
"Oh no, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Oh, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."