Explosion

Explosion Jokes

Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away

Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!!

Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks😂

How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?

Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.

How does the earth rate it's sex?

Earthquake, Caticlism, Volcano explosion Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

Man: Hey siri! Siri: Yes? Man: Im desperate, will you marry me? Siri: Uh... *phone literally explodes*