Explosion jokes

"A llahu Aks into a bar..."

And it blows up!

World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.

I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.

I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"

Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.

Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?

What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?

When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.

There once were 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said, "This is disgusting!" and threw it out the window. The 2nd man bit into a banana and said, "This is rotten!" and he threw it out the window. The 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed, "ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT!" and he threw it out the window.

Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying. He replied, "An apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The police officer said, "That is weird," and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked, "Why are you crying?" and he answered, "A banana came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The officer said, "This has been a strange day." Then he sees a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said, while he was laughing, "My dad farted and the house blew up!"

What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Where did Amy go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!

Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!

Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂

What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven

Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere

Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.

How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?

Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?

A box office bomb.