Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. ๐งจ
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
There once were 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said, "This is disgusting!" and threw it out the window. The 2nd man bit into a banana and said, "This is rotten!" and he threw it out the window. The 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed, "ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT!" and he threw it out the window.
Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying. He replied, "An apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The police officer said, "That is weird," and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked, "Why are you crying?" and he answered, "A banana came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The officer said, "This has been a strange day." Then he sees a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said, while he was laughing, "My dad farted and the house blew up!"
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didnโt the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! ๐
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
How do you make the worldโs greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Y does orphans like Minecraft so they can build a home ...
But a creeper blows it up
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
