South Tower: Man, that was da bomb
North Tower: No, that was da plane
I once told an orphan to go big or go home, he replied I can't get home it got bombed
Twitter just blew my mind i was havin a blast until i ened the stream with a bang
pov : your mum is a bomber
Y does orphans like Minecraft so they can build a home ...
But a creeper blows it up
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, " What is a tragedy?" One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "if my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy." A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!" "Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
What were the astronauts' last word before the shuttle blew up? what does this button do....
Man: Hey siri! Siri: Yes? Man: Im desperate, will you marry me? Siri: Uh... *phone literally explodes*
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar? It becomes a flee market.
My sister’s birthday is on 9-11, when she opened her presents she jumped up with explosion
Me after Taco Bell,”I’m about to blow this place up like September 11”
What do you call a monkey in a mine field? BaBOOM
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded? ...... Everywhere.
When you put the chicken in the oven and it goes down and the oven explodes oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass and all goes back
Where did amy go after the explosion? Everywhere
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: you’re the bomb! The explosive dude says: wow that was Whitty
whit did u call a school got bloign up
spongebob: easy now you try first get a jar patrick: *picks up nuke* spongebob: patrick that's a nuke patrick: yes nuke: *boom*
What do you call the people in the challenger explosion.
Ashtraynauts
