Explosion jokes

I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.

I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.

I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

You pull the pin and throw it back!

"A llahu Aks into a bar..."

And it blows up!

Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.

What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?

When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.

There once were 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said, "This is disgusting!" and threw it out the window. The 2nd man bit into a banana and said, "This is rotten!" and he threw it out the window. The 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed, "ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT!" and he threw it out the window.

Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying. He replied, "An apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The police officer said, "That is weird," and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked, "Why are you crying?" and he answered, "A banana came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The officer said, "This has been a strange day." Then he sees a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said, while he was laughing, "My dad farted and the house blew up!"

What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?

Where did Amy go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!

Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂

Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.

How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?

Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?

A box office bomb.

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."