Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Explosion Jokes
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
Boom, it went.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Bomb.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
