Explosion jokes
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Memes
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Boom, it went.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Bomb.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!