Explosion jokes
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Where was Emily during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."
"Oh no, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Oh, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!