Explosion jokes

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

What did Jessiey do?

Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!

POV: Your mum is a bomber.

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?

Everywhere.

How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie!

How does the earth rate its sex?

Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

Man: Hey Siri!

Siri: Yes?

Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?

Siri: Uh...

*phone literally explodes*

What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?

"What does this button do...?"

What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?

It becomes a flee market.

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?

You were hit by a shockwave!

A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"

Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"

Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."

A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".

The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.

Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...

A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"

"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"

They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"

"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"

Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

BaBOOM!