Explosion jokes
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"