A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, " What is a tragedy?" One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "if my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy." A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!" "Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
A bomb is like a baby when you drop it everyone screams
what do you call a Suicide bomber under the water?
answer: a bath bomb
what do you call a suicide bomber in a weelchair?
an rcxd (remote control explosive)
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere 💀
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning fortunately no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
Are You a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because, I want to explode in You!
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didn’t explode.😎
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up He pressed the red button
Where did Janet go during the bombing. Everywhere
what does a baby and a hand grenade have in common
they both make noise when you throw them
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals. In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky. The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud"
When was the biggest bbq in history? Hiroshima August 6 1945
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the fuck was that noise?’
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
