Explosion jokes
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, "What is a tragedy?"
One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "If my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy."
A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says, "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!"
"Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.