Are You a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because, I want to explode in You!
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didn’t explode.😎
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up He pressed the red button
what does a baby and a hand grenade have in common
they both make noise when you throw them
Where did Janet go during the bombing. Everywhere
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals. In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky. The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud"
When was the biggest bbq in history? Hiroshima August 6 1945
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the fuck was that noise?’
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
boom it went
What did niki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you.
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere
ching chong drop the bomb
bomb
Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
