Explosion jokes
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
When there's a news story of people who have died en masse, for example from explosions and fires.
Other people are all "oh no that's terrible!"
Pfft shut up, lying asshole. Trying to be "nice".
I'm like "YAY EXCITING. I don't like being bored hearing 'good news' all of the time."
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Boom, it went.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
Willy found some dynamite,
couldn't understand it quite.
Curiosity never pays;
It rained Willy seven days.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!