Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
My life.
The three unwritten rules of life:
1. 2. 3.
