I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in a room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.
Experience Jokes
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
Yeah, not too bad at all, really.
His life.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
My sex life.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
My horrible life.
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
My life.
