New Exercise Jokes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?

Because he didn't want to get ripped.

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.

An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.

So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.

I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I walk 5 miles each day.

But today I ran OVER 5 miles... oops!

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I got the joke from my brother.

What happens when animals do a squat?

It doesn't become pretty...

Walking is just running with extra steps.

I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.

There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.

The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.