Exercise jokes
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.
I did a good walk and I...
I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.
I did a walk today, but I had a walk home from a walk. Walk today, but it when.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise?
Cross Fit.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
Total gym.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.