When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
