What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
Exercise Jokes
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
Bend over and spell run.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
