Evolution jokes

Real Pokémon.

Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.

Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I don't know, go google it.

What did Omnicron say to Delta?

"Same race, bud, different evolution."

"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"

Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!

We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.

Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I do not know.

What has 2 legs and walks? A human.