Evolution jokes
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
THE FEARSOME GODZILLA HAS EVOLVED
9+10=21
cats
true though
Community talk
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Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These t… Read more