Mutation jokes
Don't let an extra chromosome keep you down!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Memes
my cat grew legs
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
Like if your best friend is emo.
Humanity.
Like if I am emo.