Mutation jokes
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish? A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
my cat grew legs
Wears pink.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Don't let an extra chromosome keep you down!