Mutation jokes
Don't let an extra chromosome keep you down!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
my cat grew legs
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
Your adopted.
Happiness.