Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Best joke ever.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
