Evers jokes
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Memes
Hum, women still bruh.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Best joke ever.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.