Evers jokes

Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.

Next day:

Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?

Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.

The dad sulked for 3 whole years.

Proof that words really can hurt.

Girlfriend

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

Emo kid

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

Milk

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅

Sex

Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.

Memes

Friendship

Hollow Knight Meme

The image is a four-panel comic. In the first panel, the Knight sits alone on a bench. The text says: "If you ever feel alone remember,". In the second panel, a small, dark creature flies above the bench. The text reads: "There is always a friend out there for you". The third panel shows the Knight on the bench surrounded by small, spidery creatures and a larger, red creature. The text says: "You may find them in the most unexpected of places." The final panel shows the Knight on the bench, and a large, winged creature and several small, flying creatures have joined him. The text says: "But they will always be there for you."

Evers memes

Girl

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

Website

I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!

Texas

Why is Texas the worst state ever?

They only have one star.

Birthday

Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!

Trade

I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.

Mirror

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.

Door

The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.

Villain

What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?

It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*

Bid

What do you call the worst feeling ever?

Drinking Big before Mini. :)

Chicken

6 years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Worst joke ever.

Steven Hawking

8 years ago

Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?

Neither has he.

Girl

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Hairline

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

Orphan