Evers jokes
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Best joke ever.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.