Evers jokes
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Best joke ever.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.