Evers jokes

I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

Have you ever heard of hearing aids?

Yeah, me neither.

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.

I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.

Best joke ever.

What do you call the worst feeling ever?

Drinking Big before Mini. :)

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.

The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.

What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?

It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always follow the beat.

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Worst joke ever.

Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?

Neither has he.

I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"

Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.

You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”