Evers jokes
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Best joke ever.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"