Evers jokes
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Best joke ever.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.