Evers jokes

Girl

    • I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

    Asian

    • If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.

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    • Ex

    • You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

    Then I start to think I was the problem :(

    Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

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    • Chuck Norris

    • Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?

    Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.

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    • Surprise

    • How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.

    He said, "Best surprise ever!"

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    • Height

    • Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

    Kid: Please.

    Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

    Kid: Everybody is hugging.

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    • Brain

    • Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?

    Stupid kid: No.

    Bully: You should go get one!

    Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

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    • Friend

    • My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*

    Me: Yea-

    My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*

    Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-

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    • Dream

    • Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."

    Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."

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