Event jokes

Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!

Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.

Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!

You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.

For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."

At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."

We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Terrier.

Terrier who?

Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!

You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!

Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.

Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.

Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.

Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.

I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.