Event jokes

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.

WTF happened?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

911.

911 who?

You said you would never forget.

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.

Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?

Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?

Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.

Why was ten scared?

It was in the middle of 9/11.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good. He died during 9/11.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party?

I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.

I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.

Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.

Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.

What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?