Event jokes
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Your future.
9/11 Joke?
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.