Event jokes
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
WTF happened?
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.