Event jokes
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Memes
When you walk out of a rock concert
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was tiers.