Event jokes
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Dear Grad Parents,
Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear.
There will be more information to follow in the coming days.
Thank you.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Tf you mean Kevin heart was at a Diddy party 😕
At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
What time is it when you get home?
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.