Event jokes
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.