Event jokes
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.