Event jokes
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!