Event jokes
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was tiers.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.