Event jokes
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Just do it.