Event jokes

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?

Nothing.

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.

Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"

These are as weak as the towers.

I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.

Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.

Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good. He died during 9/11.

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.

I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.

What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?

Capture the flag.

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

Hey, 2001 just called.

They want their towers back.

When was the first Black Friday?

1619.

I give these jokes a 9/11.

What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!

Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.

Getting ready for gangbang.