Event jokes
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
I rate these jokes 9/11.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Just do it.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.