Event jokes

Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?

Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.

I didn't steal it. 🌚

If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?

It was between 9/11.

What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?

Fund razor.

What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?

Parents' evening.

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."

I rate these jokes 9/11.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!

My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"

Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.

Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?

A: He doesn't have the guts for it.

Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?

A: Everywhere!

Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?

Because it had "no body" to go with.

10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.

You can't convince me otherwise.

Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.

Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.

Just do it.

What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.

What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?

They ordered two large planes.