Event jokes
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
Memes
Chat is this real??
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was tiers.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.