Event jokes
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
Memes
Chat is this real??
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
WJE officially a gone memory.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.