Event

Event jokes

Orphan

What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?

Parents' evening.

World Record

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

Rodeo

My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"

Memes

NASCAR

Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.

The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.

Date

10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.

You can't convince me otherwise.

Funeral

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

9/11

When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

Something

I hate stairs. They are always up to something.

I love stairs. They are always down to party.

Birthday

September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)

Wife

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.