Event jokes
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
WJE officially a gone memory.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.