Event jokes
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"
I rate it 9/11.
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.
However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.
So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.
He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.
The man replies, “No.”
The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”
“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
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Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.