Event jokes
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Memes
joe mama roast
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.