Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Event Jokes
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
