Event jokes
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
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Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.