Event jokes
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
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If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
These are as weak as the towers.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.