Event jokes
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
My dad just comes and goes.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."