I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
"I love you š" was the night you got a iiooooo.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
9/11 wasnāt the date, it was the score.
Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear
Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Louie being born.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Why are school shootings branded āvery Americanā?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. Theyāre like the Fourth of July: thereās a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. š
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he wonāt be able to make it to Saw Con?
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
