Event jokes
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
Memes
It's Christmas Eve
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.