Event jokes

Why did 10 die??

Because he was in between 9/11.

What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?

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Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.

You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.

You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgangbang.

Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!

Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.

Why did the man miss the funeral?

He wasn’t a mourning person.

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.

Two antennas met on a roof and got married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.

What's a car's favorite place to hang out?

A CARnival!

Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.

Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!