Event jokes
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.