Event

Event jokes

9/11

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

9/11

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

9/11

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Memes

Number

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

Jenga

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Time

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

STD

I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........

Plane

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

Concert

[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.

Mama

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Documentary

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

Nut

Are you going to SHOWCON?

What’s SHOWCON?

Show con these nuts.

Olympics

It's the Olympics.

Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.

Time

That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!