Event jokes
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Just do it.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
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What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.