Event jokes
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?