Event jokes
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Memes
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!