Event jokes
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Memes
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!