Event jokes
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Memes
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."