Event jokes

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.

Everyone at the Queen's funeral:

Me and the boys getting her reboot card.

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Can emo kids get a happy birthday?

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in-between 9-11.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?

Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.

I didn't steal it. 🌚

What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?

Fund razor.

If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?

It was between 9/11.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

I rate these jokes 9/11.