Football Stadium jokes
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Why is a football stadium always so cold?
Answer: Because it has a lot of fans!