This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesnโt hit the spot.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Getting ready for gangbang.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to. PARENTS EVENING
