Event jokes
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
I rate it 9/11.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.