Event jokes
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.