Event jokes
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Memes
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
I put the fun in funeral.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.