Event jokes
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
I put the fun in funeral.
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______