I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Event Jokes
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
I rate it 9/11.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
