Event jokes

I rate it 9/11.

Thank God I went on the tenth.

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Why is 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?

McDonald's has a drive-thru.

I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.

I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.

To: The Orphan

From: ______

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

2001/9/11, that day was fire.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?

Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.