Event jokes
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.
But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
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I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
They asked me to speak at this funeral, and I said, "Of corpse!"
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Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!