Event jokes
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.