Event

Event jokes

When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"

SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!

My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"

Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?

Because it was Halloween!

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

Who are the fastest readers of mankind?

The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.

What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?

It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.