What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
9/11
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
What has 5 legs 3 arms and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
