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Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂

We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.

Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?

Papyrus: Why?

Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!

Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL

9 months before I was born,

I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.

The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.

Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.

I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:

"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."

....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.

RIP Meh Soul.

Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

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    • Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.

    Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.

    But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.