Event jokes
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
What do you read on Halloween?
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?
She was too young.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
My kid had an accident.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.