Even Jokes

I was going to give my wife chocolates but my fat friends ate them. The wife-"You don't even have friends"

A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky: You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that! The girl, showing her arm: Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!

Sans: What is todoroki's favourite coffee creamer Half n' Half hehe

Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!

Sans: bro don't get so HOT headed about it Just CHILL

sorry not sorry -sans

why is the penis so light?

Because even thots can lift them

You’re so poor, even the store didn’t let you buy anything free.

There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbells tables but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up. The manager then walked over to him, and asked "You're hogging the dumbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.

I mess up goats for unicorns? Jimmy the Unicorn or goat. I don't even know.

What do you call a bird with no wings; Moa's didn't even know that exsisted

Your hairline so far back even shaggy and scooby ran away

you don't have to worry about running while boys are around even i can't see anything there.

Bonuse we can even watch a movie and sill chat! Love u! which one do u want to watch? 😀

I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, because I can't go straight, if i'm gay...

When your mama went to sea world the wales you start singing "WE are family even though your fatter then me

you are so white even nippon paint tried to sign you