Epstein jokes

Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

A high school pill party.

What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

Predator 2.

Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?

Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.

What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."