Epstein

Epstein Jokes

Face

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Trump

Trump's releasing the files.

To catch all the pedophiles.

He didn't know Epstein.

Didn't touch any teens.

Trash

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.

Diary

I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.

The last entry was about 12 years old.

Difference

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

9/11

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

Celebrity scandal

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

Party

What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

A high school pill party.

Death

Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?

Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.

Tea

What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."