Epstein jokes
Q. When is it bedtime at Jeffrey Epstein's house? A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A. Kids turn them on.
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
Who was most surprised by Jeffrey Epstein's suicide?
Jeffrey Epstein.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.