Entertainment jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Memes
pinkie pie vs jesus who y’all betting on
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
Cocomelon.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.