Entertainment jokes
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
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What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
The Stigg is a joke.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.