Entertainment jokes
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."
What’s green and smells of bacon?
KERMIT'S FINGERS ✌️
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
Wanna hear a funny joke?
You
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.