Entertainment jokes
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
Cocomelon.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.