Entertainment jokes
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Your (DYM 9).
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.