Entertainment jokes
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
Memes
Cocomelon.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*