Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Entertainment Jokes
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
The Stigg is a joke.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
