Entertainment jokes

What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.

I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."

Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

The Stigg is a joke.

Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?

Because he’s dead.

Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?

He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.

Oh wait.

You fool!

Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?

Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.

What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?

Fuller House.

Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”

I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.

Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?

Because he can’t do stand up.

Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Papyrus: Because he looked like me.

Sans: Sure.

Roses are red, oranges are orange.

Get a life, quit watching porn.

What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...

Prawn cocktail.

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

Tonight, on Top Gear!

James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!

Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!

And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!

They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.