There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
