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Entertainment jokes

Cinderella

Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?

Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!

Cheese

I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.

Skeleton

Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Papyrus: Because he looked like me.

Sans: Sure.

Jesus Christ

Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”

TV

Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

Skeleton

Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?

He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.

Oh wait.

You fool!

Song

It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.

Baker

Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."

Michael Jackson

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

Pronoun

They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

Difference

What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?

Dark humor never dies!

Reply

I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"

Orphan

Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

Comments:

Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

Shut up: Shut up!

Liv: Gwen stop!!

Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

Drug

What if little Johnny was doing drugs?

"Johnny, Johnny?"

"Yes, Papa?"

"Eating sugar?"

"No, Papa..."

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  • Jedi

    Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?

    If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.

    Fish

    I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.