Entertainment jokes
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Memes
no meme srry
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.