Entertainment jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
Memes
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!