Entertainment jokes
The Stigg is a joke.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!