Entertainment jokes
All of the jokes are just abuse.
Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.