Entertainment jokes

Who's Lil John?

A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.

Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?

To get a family.

What were the candles doing at a birthday party?

Getting lit.

What do you call an emo friend group?

The Suicide Squad.

How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?

Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.

I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

Dark humor is like food:

Not everyone gets it.

Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.

Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit's fingers!

Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.

Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.

The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.

In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.

She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.

Clash Royale = CR

Angry Birds = AB

Minecraft = MC

Talking Ben = TB

Clash of Clans = COC 🤨

Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.

Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?

Yeah, it's called RobberBand.

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

Are you lightning?

Because you're McQueen.

Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?

Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.