If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
Entertainment Jokes
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, "If I can surprise you, I get a free drink." The bartender was unsure but agreed.
The guy pulled a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket, and he starts to play.
The bartender was surprised and gave the guy a free drink.
The guy then says, "You see, I have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes. Can I get another free drink if you get a free wish?"
The bartender agrees without hesitation.
The bartender wishes for 1000 bucks, but he gets 1000 ducks.
"WTF!" the man shouts.
The guy answered, "Did you think I wanted a 30cm long pianist?"
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
Cocomelon.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
