Entertainment jokes
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
Watching Netflix for hours
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
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My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"