Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Entertainment Jokes
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
I love Little Mix.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
