Entertainment jokes
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
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Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.
I love Little Mix.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.