Entertainment jokes
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Ariana Grande, where are you?
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Aurdree be like:
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are…
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
pornhub.com
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
First (DYM 68).
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)