Entertainment jokes

Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

What's an Emo's least favorite game?

Fruit Ninja.

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."

I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...

... And pulled a mussel.

SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!

He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.

Why can orphans watch PG movies?

Because it's "Parental Guidance."

Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.

I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?

Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.

I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.

Where do cows go for entertainment?

The MOOOOvie theater.

I love Little Mix.

What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?

A ventriloquist.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me!

Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.

What dinosaur loves music?

The velociRAPtor!