Entertainment jokes
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
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Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.