Entertainment jokes
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
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What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.