Entertainment jokes

If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...

... And pulled a mussel.

Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?

To get to the opera.

Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.

Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.

What do jokes serve for dessert?

He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.

Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?

Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"

Where do cows go for entertainment?

The MOOOOvie theater.

I love Little Mix.

What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.

I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣

A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"

The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."

What burns up a football stadium?

A football match.

What dinosaur loves music?

The velociRAPtor!

Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.

How do you annoy Pinocchio?

Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"

What do you call a farting boxer?

Gaseous Clay.