Entertainment jokes
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Memes
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What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.