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Entertainment jokes

Orphan

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

Emo

What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?

Tic-tac-toe.

Dwarf

Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Shark

If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Memes

Male

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."

Mussel

I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...

... And pulled a mussel.

Chant

He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.

Orphan

I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

Parade

Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?

Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.

Rock

I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣

Life

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

Casino

What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.