Entertainment jokes
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
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What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.