Entertainment jokes
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Wow, no SP jokes?
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
(Non-edgy joke.)
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈