Entertainment jokes
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
What is fun? Everyone.
I'm so fucking bored.
I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.