Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
