Entertainment jokes
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
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I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
TommyInnit is a joke.