Entertainment jokes
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
TommyInnit is a joke.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
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I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y