Entertainment jokes
I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
What is hell to you?
Jesus!!!!!
He is everywhere taking our time and energy and our lives for his entertainment.
But Judgment Day is his eternal hell!
And our Eternal Heaven!!
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.