Entertainment jokes
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
Memes
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.