Entertainment jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
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What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y