Entertainment jokes
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
The worst joke is no joke ;)
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Who is funnier, me or Gwen?
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*