Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Entertainment Jokes
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
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What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
I am dark humor.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
