Entertainment jokes
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
Memes
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.