Entertainment jokes
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
TommyInnit is a joke.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
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What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.