Entertainment jokes
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! đđđ
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Memes
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldnât read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasnât laughing at the jokes.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
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Whatâs an orphanâs favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
Why didnât the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."