Entertainment jokes
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Up (DYM 94).