Entertainment jokes
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
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What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.