Entertainment jokes
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
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What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What kind of band never plays music?
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
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I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.