Entertainment jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
Good (DYM 92).
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!