Entertainment jokes
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Memes
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
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I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.