Entertainment jokes

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?

'Cause there are twenty of them.

What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠

What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.

Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?

Because they can actually land a home.

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?

A: Beers for Queers.

I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.

What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

No one:

Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"

Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."

I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?

Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.

When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.

Why did an orphan kill ET?

To phone home.

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.

Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?

A. Prankenstein.

Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.

Employer: Can you perform under pressure?

Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."

What kind of band never plays music?

What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?

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