Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
