Entertainment jokes

Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?

Because they are Parental Guidance.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.

Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.

What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.

No one:

Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"

Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."

I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?

Employer: Can you perform under pressure?

Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."

Why did an orphan kill ET?

To phone home.

Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.

When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.

Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?

A. Prankenstein.

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.

What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!

The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They drop FIRE TRACKS.