What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
Entertainment Jokes
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
He sing, he dance, he he.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
