Entertainment jokes
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
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Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.