Entertainment jokes
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What kind of band never plays music?
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.