Entertainment jokes
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Memes
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
Gaming with the gaming controller.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.