Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!