Entertainment jokes

What's a booty's favorite dance move?

THE BUM BOUNCE!

Why do ponies hate Silento?

Because they neigh neigh too much!

What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?

Dr. Dre Pepper.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)

Hahah, funny joke!

What's WWE called in Africa?

Shadow fight.

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.

You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.

Wanna hear a joke?

YOUR MOM!

OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?

You Fallout.

Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?

Palpatine: Stew it.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You give it a little boogie.

All of the jokes are just abuse.

What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?

A Cake By The Ocean.

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.

Game of Thrones season 8.

She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.

My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.

One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...

...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.