Entertainment

Entertainment jokes

Lesson

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

Pony

Why do ponies hate Silento?

Because they neigh neigh too much!

Adele

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)

Guy

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.

Pilot

You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.

Beef

Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?

Palpatine: Stew it.

Cake

What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?

A Cake By The Ocean.

Time

What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.