What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
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Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Do you see the toilet?
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
and (DYM 116)
Up (DYM 94).
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
All (DYM 93).
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
Doin' (DYM 34).
I don’t know any...
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
