Entertainment jokes

Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?

Palpatine: Stew it.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You give it a little boogie.

All of the jokes are just abuse.

Wanna hear a joke?

YOUR MOM!

OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?

You Fallout.

My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.

She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.

Game of Thrones season 8.

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?

A Cake By The Ocean.

What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.

What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.

Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?

They never had parents to protect them from it.

Simpsons.

Meet the Simpsons.

They're the greatest modern family.

From the town of Springfield.

They're a page right out of history.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?

MC Bassline.

Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?

So the haters could SUCK on him!

How do rappers stay cool during summer?

They throw SHADE.

What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?

A sniff beat.

Hahah, funny joke!

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?

Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!