Entertainment jokes
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
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Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
"Peppa's ribs."
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.