How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
Entertainment Jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
Hahah, funny joke!
