Entertainment jokes

Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel actually has family.

Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.

Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.

Gaming with the gaming controller.

I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.

What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You give it a little boogie.

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.

Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?

Palpatine: Stew it.

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.

All of the jokes are just abuse.

What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.

She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?

A Cake By The Ocean.