Entertainment jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
When I accidentally touched my sense of humour
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Hahah, funny joke!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.