Entertainment jokes
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.