Entertainment jokes
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
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Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
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Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!