Entertainment jokes
He sing, he dance, he he.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.