Entertainment jokes
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people.
Then it exploded.
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Jokes for the family to enjoy.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
John is not funny.