Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!