Entertainment jokes
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Jokes for the family to enjoy.