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Entertainment jokes

Rick Roll

Who can relate?

NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share

Money

My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.

I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.

Jet

What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?

New York Jets.

Orgasm

Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"

Memes

Orphan

In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."

Stephen Hawking

Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?

Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?

Person 1: For dancing.

Magician

What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?

The magician has a cunning array of stunts!

Place

What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?

The SPA-ghetti!

*insert ba dum tss here*

Mario

What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?

Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?

Chipmunk

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

Zoo

What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚