Entertainment jokes
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
What game is for kids? Uno.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Memes
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people.
Then it exploded.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.