Entertainment jokes
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
Go sub to Patty Mahomes on YouTube!
So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
Niall Devine, clown.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
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What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now.
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