Entertainment jokes
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Memes
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.