Entertainment jokes
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people.
Then it exploded.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂