
Entertainment jokes
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
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What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
What time is fun?
Time for games!
