TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
Welcome to our Computer Show.
I'm Mars Argo.
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DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!
“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”
“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”
So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"
The other says, "You wish!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLO dab on the haters - Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked.................... DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,,,,,,,,,,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
Pacman
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
I love jokes!
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
Beatles
Are cool.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
