Entertainment jokes
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
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What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.