Entertainment jokes
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green