I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Entertainment Jokes
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
I love games.
Fun game to get.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
What game is for kids? Uno.
What time is fun?
Time for games!
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! πππππ
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people.
Then it exploded.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!