Entertainment jokes
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
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How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!