Cameron Boyce
Entertainment Jokes
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
