Entertainment jokes
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Memes
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!