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Entertainment jokes

Time

Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!

Skeleton

Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?

Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!

Baby

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?

In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!

Tragedy

Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?

Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.

Mom

Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.

Baseball

My cousin really loves baseball.

He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.