Entertainment jokes

Why was the rapper always calm during performances?

Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!

What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?

"Rap-tures."

Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?

Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.

What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Spider-Man: Homecoming."

When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.

Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?

Son: No.

Dad: It hasn't come out yet.

Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.

Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"

Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?

I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.

How do you keep a blind person entertained? Give them a piece of sandpaper and tell them it’s a word.

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Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.

Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?

Sans: What do you call them?

Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!

None of these jokes really took off.

What's a goat's favorite video game?

Mario Goat Cart!

How sexy is Ariana Grande?

What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?

PG movies.

What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?

Family Guy.