Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, "If I can surprise you, I get a free drink." The bartender was unsure but agreed.
The guy pulled a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket, and he starts to play.
The bartender was surprised and gave the guy a free drink.
The guy then says, "You see, I have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes. Can I get another free drink if you get a free wish?"
The bartender agrees without hesitation.
The bartender wishes for 1000 bucks, but he gets 1000 ducks.
"WTF!" the man shouts.
The guy answered, "Did you think I wanted a 30cm long pianist?"
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
