Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
Entertainment Jokes
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
