Entertainment jokes
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!