Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
I love rap!
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Family Guy funny moments.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said,”you can’t play this is family feud.”
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
