What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
What should my next YT vid be about?
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Y'all need to add more jokes.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
