The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
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There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
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Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
