Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
Entertainment Jokes
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
