Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Hahaha!
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
these jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
name one person who would take a orphan micheal jackson so they can play all night
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
