Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?
When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.