Entertainment jokes

What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?

They never get old.

Here’s my pun.

Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.

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What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?

Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?

Because he is always talking about his honey.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?

When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.

Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.

The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.

A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?

I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄

What do you call a band made of cheese?

Grate That!

Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?

He won the No Bell Prize!

What does a nosey paper do?

It gets "Jalapeño" your face!

I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.

I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."

What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?

"I used to do it, but now I cant!"

I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Por que.

Por que who?

"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.