How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Entertainment Jokes
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
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WALL-E
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?
Son: No.
Dad: It hasn't come out yet.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
Have you heard about the movie about constipation?
Me neither, it hasn't come out yet.
