New Entertainment Jokes - Page 101

She a hoe, she shit on herself.

What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂

What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?

The banana 🍌 split.

If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.

DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!

What is a mouse's favorite movie?

"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"

What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?

"Romeow and Drooliet!"

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?

Little Seizures.

How did Caillou quit his party?

He had to cancel it.

Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?

'Cause he made his home run.

What is a superhero’s 🦸‍♀️ favorite drink?

Fruit punch!

There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."

If a clown farted, would it smell funny?

What game is for kids? Uno.

I came here to laugh.

I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."