Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
