Entertainment jokes
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What is magic?
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
"Peppa's ribs."
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
I love jokes!
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!