Entertainment jokes
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
What game is for kids? Uno.
I came here to laugh.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What is magic?
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
"Peppa's ribs."
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
I love jokes!
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!