Entertainment jokes
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
More jokes.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
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When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
PORNHUB
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.