Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
Be grateful: You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years? Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
I speak for the trees * Trees whisper in my ear* They said six million wasn't enough
A Pedphile brings his Eight year old Daughter to the doctors office. The doctor asked her if she would like some Candy? Her father replies please no more candy for her i gave her enough today.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates ... like cats and dogs
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, CUM on, the are not even funny!
So there’s this air purifier in my room right, and it’s really noisy so I unplugged it to sleep better and sure enough I fell asleep faster, so I came to the conclusion if I unplug noisy machines people will sleep better. It worked really well in my local hospital
Orphan. their enough of a joke
If Will Smith had a revolver and said 'who fucked my wife?' Chris Rock would say "you dont have enough bullets mate"
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
I never knew what my dad's job was. One day, at school, I got a scam phonecall, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story.
Steven Hawkins has enough money to stand up but can’t grab the money
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have rape-dungeons.
Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say "You don't have have enough badges to train me"
Why were twin towers mad that there food wasn’t good enough
Because they got plain
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well I have! I was wrongfully accused of larsiny yesterday, im not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.m
