Be grateful: You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
1 2 3 4 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill two and half men.
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If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
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Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years? Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
i asked a man i was the fastest gun in the west. he said my 17 wasn't good enough. after that, a lot of lead went into his head.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics”
I ran into a fat woman today she said next time don’t hit me. I said I don’t think I have enough gas to go around. Then the ground start to rumble with every step she took
I speak for the trees * Trees whisper in my ear* They said six million wasn't enough
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates ... like cats and dogs
A Pedphile brings his Eight year old Daughter to the doctors office. The doctor asked her if she would like some Candy? Her father replies please no more candy for her i gave her enough today.
A toddler, was giving her daddy a tea party She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea , her Mom came home, Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!
If she’s old enough to smoke She’s old enough to choke If she’s old enough to pee She’s old enough for me
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, CUM on, the are not even funny!
If she’s old enough to breed she’s old enough for me
If Will Smith had a revolver and said 'who fucked my wife?' Chris Rock would say "you dont have enough bullets mate"
Orphan. their enough of a joke
