That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice but then you realize that you have headphones it.
One day, a preist and a nun went to play golf together. In the first shot, the preist missed his shot and said “Fuck I missed it.” The nun replied “Hey you should not curse.” In the second shot, the preist missed his shot again and said “Fuck I missed again.” The nun replied “Hey stop swearing, or else god will punish you.” In the next shot, the preist missed once again. He shouted “Fuck this, this game is bullshit.” The nun replied “Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime.” Suddenly, a thunderbolt stroke the nun and killed her, the clouds separated from the sky and there was a voice in the sky saying “Oh fuck I missed.”
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his NOSE
Don't give emos crack there high enough
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS
To many people Not enough VooDoo dolls
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me.
imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills
I got fired for not doing enough work Guess I didn’t put enough back-bone into it
why did my dad leave me and my mum?
i told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying daddy yeeeees
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes It’s flipping annoying (Original)
this town aint big enough for the one of you
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon. As if there's already enough plastic in the ocean.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism" -Grizzy
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling, I mean if they reach high enough they can clean it...
Why do women need a payrise isn't the class ceiling high enough....
