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Blonde

What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

Dyslexia

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

Microwave

What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?

They both make a sound at the end.

Game

If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

Train

A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."

"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.

"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."

Account

Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?

He ended with a Black Handed bang.

Heart Monitor

One day I visited my friend in a hospital.

I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"

Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.

Abortion

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

Necrophiliac

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"

Birthday Party

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.

911

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

911.

911 who?

You said you would never forget.

School Shooter

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌