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Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.

The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?

They both make a sound at the end.

I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.

What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

Why did the bullet end up losing his job?

Because he got fired!

One day I visited my friend in a hospital.

I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"

Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

911.

911 who?

You said you would never forget.

End everything and your life, Steven Roca!

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

What do you call a pencil with no end?..

Pointless.

Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"

Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.