End jokes

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.

Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.

But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

DONE🔫

Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

Why did the bullet end up losing his job?

Because he got fired!

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

911.

911 who?

You said you would never forget.

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.

Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"