End jokes

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.

The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.

What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?

They both make a sound at the end.

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"

Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

DONE🔫

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.

But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.

Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.