If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job? Because he got fired.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
What do u call a pencil with no end... Pointless
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
