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What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?

They both make a sound at the end.

I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.

The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

The only thing worse for a man than the end of the world is a testicular clinic.

Roses are red,

Lilies are white,

One race ends up dead

And the other ends up bright.

Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

DONE🔫

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.

But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?

He ended with a Black Handed bang.

A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."

"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.

"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."