Emotion jokes
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Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Memes
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......