Emotion jokes
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)