Emotion jokes
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Memes
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.
Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.
Me: Oh, I already tried that.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)