Emotion jokes
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
My happiness.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
My crush: OMG, my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭
Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!
My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄
Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.
Hi... I'm depressed.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
My depression is depressed.
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
Hi 👋 I love you!
I hate nightmares.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
I cried when my dad cut up onions. Onions was a good dog.
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."