Emotion jokes
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)