Emotion jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)