Emotion jokes
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.