Emotion jokes

I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.

Bunger got me like:

😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.

He swears by it, but he’s in denial.

Are you angry?

Go bully an orphan!

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.

Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.

*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.

My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.

SELF HARM

Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?

Because they are always so distant. :-]

Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.

Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.

Me: Oh, I already tried that.

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)

I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......

Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?

A: He saw the ornaments hanging.