What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Emotion Jokes
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso!
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression f**ks you harder.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
If I fall in love with my depression, maybe it'll leave me too.
(Took this from my other account @Toby :) btw)
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
I love breakups. My ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
