Emotion jokes
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Memes
Literally me after every single relationship
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso!
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression f**ks you harder.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
If I fall in love with my depression, maybe it'll leave me too.
(Took this from my other account @Toby :) btw)
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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