Emotion jokes

I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......

Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭

Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.

How to get rid of your depression:

1. Stop self-pitying.

2. Realize you can't.

3. Fucking deal with it.

You're welcome.

Play dead, they said.

Wasn't too hard.

I've been dead inside for years.

I need a hug.

*hugs train*

Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?

A: He saw the ornaments hanging.

When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.

There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

What's the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression f**ks you harder.

What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?

The emo is still hanging.

My dog died. I'm so sad.

How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso!

What's an Emo's least favorite game?

Fruit Ninja.

Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.

I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.

When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.

Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!

If I fall in love with my depression, maybe it'll leave me too.

(Took this from my other account @Toby :) btw)

If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂