Emotion jokes
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
Real
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
If I fall in love with my depression, maybe it'll leave me too.
(Took this from my other account @Toby :) btw)
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression f**ks you harder.
How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso!
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.