Emotion

Emotion jokes

Emo

What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?

The emo is still hanging.

Memes

Flip

Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.

Pizza

If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.

Depression

If I fall in love with my depression, maybe it'll leave me too.

(Took this from my other account @Toby :) btw)

Depression

When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.

Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!

Life

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

Depression

How to get rid of your depression:

1. Stop self-pitying.

2. Realize you can't.

3. Fucking deal with it.

You're welcome.

Dead

Play dead, they said.

Wasn't too hard.

I've been dead inside for years.

Cheese

Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.

Painkiller

There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

Insult

Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!

Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!

Kenya stop smiling and start dying!

Tenya, why are you so mean!

Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!

Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!

Please leave a comment good or bad! cusswords whatever!

Dad

So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?