Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
I want to die.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
I have it.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common? I don’t care if they have either of them
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing and then your house will be gone
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo? A. The pizza doesn't cut it's self.
Ice cream is just like I scream.
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Are you choked?
