Emotion jokes
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate.
This is my brother after getting a girlfriend
Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
I love Mekhi!
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
I love everyone.