What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression f**ks you harder.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
If I fall in love with my depression, maybe it'll leave me too.
(Took this from my other account @Toby :) btw)
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........